Went to NYC last weekend and hung out with Kristoff.. went over ideas for my bachelorette song and edited the last two verses. Yay.
He also gave awesome advice about my speech. Mention marriage. Be all like this is what you get when you're married and show off my awesome body. Unfortunately I can't think of any funny or clever things that have to do with life after marriage so now I will observe and stuff. Like this:
Today I watched the male in action. He has so far spent 10 minutes observing his arrowmaking craftmanship. Now he is looking for beeswax and scratching his butt. And now back to the arrow..... ok this got boring really quickly.... Maybe I'll say stuff about toothbrushes and not having to shave ever....
Kristoff also said to be sarcastic. Gotta figure that out...
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