The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Welcome back! Today I'm watching Alex's most favorited book made movie to find inspiration while enjoying a beverage or two...

Here are notes:
dolphins can fly
bulldozers don't suffer
darwin looks like santa
do you want to see my spaceship is a good pickup line
sheeps!
the book is one of the best selling books
don't panic is presented in large friendly letters on the cover
to survive you gotta know where your towel is
voganity...
resistance is useless
I think I'm a sofa
Don't vote for stupid
Marvin: life, don't talk to me about life
GPP: General people personality
Eddy is the ship's computer
Mini lightsaber used to make toast
42
improbability drive is better than hyperdrive
sneezing, handkerchiefs, mistake, universe
omg it's a robot with creepy eyes
Hostages are everywhere yo
Lazers have the worst killing ability
Crabs will fight you
Losing your neck will make you drunk
Don't have an idea, you'll get hit in the face if you do
haha he's wearing pink pants
oh shittttttt he made teh order
Avoid love if at all possible :(
His towel has hearts on it
those are fat missiles
what are cows?
innocent whale, hello ground!
oh no not again, petunias know what's up
white fur coats are stylish but you gotta have white fur boots to match
always go with a hunch
don't wait too long as the opportunity may pass
manically depressed robot
if you have a bad name, sound ominous and act mysterious
earth 2 bitches!
the perfect question to what is the answer to everything is earth
point of view gun made by intergalactic housewives, doesn't affect women
mice are evil... shit, I have three
everyone has paranoia
If you attack people, make up for it by giving them food
Is she the one? is his ultimate question
marvin causes depression among many
They're all clones! They're not real

All done! Love you alexxxx!!!!!

Don't Panic

Post like a sex monkey salamander

I swear that was legit like a lion cub humping a clementine. Omg anyway I hate a cute cat that is super cute and fluffy. Fluuufffffyyyyy....... I literally  had girls night and drank 6 or 9 beers....

Ok so Alex: Alex you mah buddy. 

Anyway my first idea for my speech was the whole OMFG we must have slamming asses because pf tjat creep. Like how am I supposed to not talk about how we met....oh asdfbaagehlk

Science

Hello Pomegranates!

Of course I use this as a term of endearment and such. Love you forevers! Luvluvluv.

Ugh anyway I'm only writing this blog when drunk and shit so suck your face if you're reading this and judging me. Also I may write this when pregnant which kind of counts as drunk if you consider the crazy ass hormone shit that happens.

Anyway, this blog is not about me, it's about my buddy.... no wait, my very very good buddy Alex. No it's not a guy you stereotypic unicorns! It's my really good friend from college, Alexandra. Really one of the rare friends who gets me.

So last week I realized that oh shit fuck mother crayfish I'm a moh. Yeah I know, your first thought went to Mother of Hamsters? but no, it's actually Maid of Honor. I seriously think moh is not cute but some sort of disease or something... Anyway that's what has been bestowed upon myself.

So overall I'm writing this blog to capture all my toast ideas for the wedding I am very excited to be a part of :)

Love you alex!!