Well, fudge. I officially have much fewer days to create an awesome speech. And I've officially gotten no where. I pretty much have the opening statement about our butts and then I was going to mention smizmar and the fact that I can use my friendship with her to make an interesting comment at a house party or when I meet new people. If I start with, so yeah... I have a friend who's been with her fiance for 11 or something years, you know I'm fascinating and I know things that you want to hear. So that's it. Also, I've told her everything one night when I was drunk so I'm pretty much back to square one. The only thing I have left is the smizmar comment so you know that will be used.
I was thinking about copying Chris' speech where he mentioned that he met his friend Bryan at online but he doesn't want to go into the details and made it sound like they met on some weird freaky sex dungeon website for men when in reality they met on an MMA website. So you can make fun of them but they are perfectly capable of breaking your spleen and throwing you.
I watched a movie a few days ago called I Give It A Year and I'm pretty sure I at least won't do as bad as the best man
However, I'm seriously considering a dance duo with Kristoff because of this scene
Anyway, the movie is about a terrible relationship and, SPOILER, they divorce so I shouldn't reference it too much when talking about Alex's wedding....
At this point, I might just go up there and try to be sentimental and see how that turns out. Maybe I could do a poem...
I could also mention how she introduced one of my most favorite words, pomplemousse. Which means grapefruit. Awesome.
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