Hello Pomegranates!

Of course I use this as a term of endearment and such. Love you forevers! Luvluvluv.

Ugh anyway I'm only writing this blog when drunk and shit so suck your face if you're reading this and judging me. Also I may write this when pregnant which kind of counts as drunk if you consider the crazy ass hormone shit that happens.

Anyway, this blog is not about me, it's about my buddy.... no wait, my very very good buddy Alex. No it's not a guy you stereotypic unicorns! It's my really good friend from college, Alexandra. Really one of the rare friends who gets me.

So last week I realized that oh shit fuck mother crayfish I'm a moh. Yeah I know, your first thought went to Mother of Hamsters? but no, it's actually Maid of Honor. I seriously think moh is not cute but some sort of disease or something... Anyway that's what has been bestowed upon myself.

So overall I'm writing this blog to capture all my toast ideas for the wedding I am very excited to be a part of :)

Love you alex!!